Joshua's phone call

Joshua cracks me up! This kid talks 100 miles per hour, 24 hours per day! There are days he takes my sanity and there are days he saves my sanity (if that makes sense?). He says the funniest things. People are always telling me funny things he has said to them. Anyway, last night he wanted to talk to my dad. This is what I heard of their conversation:
"Hi Grandpa! Guess what, I had to get 4 shots today".
"Yeah, at the doctor."
"I had to pee in a bottle!"
"It was really fun. I like to pee in a bottle, I want to do it again!"
"And then I ate a bug."
"Yeah, I ate a bug at the doctor."
Laughing, "I didn't really eat a bug. That was just a joke. I tricked you." More laughing.
"So, what do you want to talk about now, grandpa?"
"Do you want to talk about potatoes?"
"Ok bye!"
Click. He hung up.
I don't know that I will ever understand this child's thought process. He definitely makes me laugh. I am glad to be his mom.