Thursday, July 10, 2008

Poop. Lots of Poop.

If you didn't like reading that title, you probably shouldn't read this post. (Hey, don't say I didn't warn you!)

So I've had a pretty rotten day. And just when I think to my self how crappy things have been...they get worse!

Imagine, if you will, two little cuties going down to nap. Sounds great, right? They were even asking for "night night," even better. A few nice quiet hours go by. And then they start making noise. Cheerful noise, so it's ok.

I happen to be on the phone at the time, so I send Parson in to get the girls out of their beds. Only seconds later, he returns telling me that one of the girls doesn't have any pants or diaper on. "She only has a shirt!" he tells me.

As he's walking away, I notice the trail of poop footprints from the bottom of one of Parson's shoes. Are you kidding me?!

As it turns out, neither girl had a diaper on. And apparently both had decided to throw around their poop. A nice little poop party. How about that. And now it's not only in their room, it's all down the hall and living room, too. UGH! And I am short on sanitizing cleaning supplies and have to borrow from the neighbor. Wonderful. Dis.Gus.Ting.

Don't worry, it's all cleaned up now.

One day at a time, I tell myself. Here's hoping for a poop-free tomorrow!

Jaime Sig

15 comments:

Josh and Betsie said...

That is nasty. I am glad it was you and not me because I would have had a break down. Hope you have a poop free day tomorrow.

jenni anne said...

ewe. gross. i don't envy you!!

angie said...

I think this trumps all. I feel blessed to have never been privy to a poop throwing party. :)

Laura said...

I have been unblessed in this area. I have had to clean up way too many poop parties. I even threw out our crib sets (totally expensive) but they were poop stained. If you search my blog I had way too many poop stories to tell. AHH! I ended up duct taping all diapers twice around and safety pinning jammies too! It worked, most of the time. UGH!

So sorry your beauties followed my girls in this horrible game!

Good & Crazy said...

You went from superman to super poop?

I leave you for about 2 hours and this happens?

Sorry about that one. How old are the twins anyway?

Are You Serious! said...

♡ Been there done that!!! I'm so sorry!!! I was SOOO grateful when my twins got past that stage. Funny thing is my oldest and youngest NEVER did anything like this? I'm wondering if it's a twin thing?

Cecily R said...

Poop party. Gross. And oddly fun to say.

Even with all their squirreliness (yea, that is SO a word) my kids have never tossed their poop. But now that I've said that outloud (or written it outloud. Or something), Evie will do it tomorrow.

Laurie said...

Believe me it has happened in this home too. It does stink, no pun intended!
I hate telling these stories to friends and family members for fear that they will never want to come over to my poopy home.
Hope things start staying in the diapers.

Chelsea said...

That is the worst. I hate poop parties!!

Yes, my name is Arizona said...

OMGOSH, poop footprints? ICK! I've been handed poop, but at least I haven't had to clean up a poop flinging fight! I better go knock on wood...

Connie said...

I don't even know what to say....yuck.

TONYA said...

Mmmm, a poop party, how special. That's one party I'm glad I wasn't invited too. Thank goodness mine haven't done that ... knock on wood, fingers crossed.

Debra said...

I am SOO happy that we have never had a poop party!!!!!!! Give me a spilled box of cereal anyday!

Stephanie said...

Poop is the worst. I never blogged my story b/c it was so disgusting it even sickened the doctor when I called! Angus did the same after a nap. However, rather than throwing it...he smeared it in his bed...AND...stuffed his mouth full. I was one sick mama cleaning that up.

Hopefully your days have been poop party free :)

girlytwins said...

This is my biggest fear at nap time. We've had pee pee parties but no poop parties to date...knocking on wood as I write this LOL